I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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