Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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