I only kidnapped one of them. chill
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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