if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
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He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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