IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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