He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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