I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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