Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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