Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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