love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
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I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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