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  • 98 61
    Submitted by MissPiercedXxX on Nov 23, 10 at 11:07am

    Oh, silly and naive Slug... They're faking it. :)

  • 86 66
    Submitted by MissPiercedXxX on Nov 23, 10 at 7:01pm

    Yes, actually, you can fake all the physical attributes of orgasm. The twitching, the breathing, the pussy clenching, etc. Are you new at this? However, you're correct... Not all women fake it, but I'd guess out of a group of 30, 29 do. I'm a girl. I know.

    • 46 63
      Submitted by Boardello on Nov 26, 10 at 12:45am

      Can't fake a squirt.

      • 38 61
        Submitted by mirabyalle on Nov 30, 10 at 4:13pm

        Not all women squirt.

      • 7 13
        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Sep 10, 12 at 8:32pm

        You could just pee on the guy... if he doesn't know what it's supposed to smell like, maybe he'll be fooled...

  • 87 69
    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 23, 10 at 1:58pm

    I read this as a girl that chose to hang out with a guy rather than a girl friend.

  • 88 83
    Submitted by 12ozSlug on Nov 23, 10 at 10:42am

    Tfln makes such a big deal about multiples, and yet I've never had difficulty getting that done for the girls I'm with. It's an orgasm, not a fucking unicorn.

    • 58 75
      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 23, 10 at 1:23pm

      ..but, an orgasm AND a unicorn, simultaneously.........

      • 50 67
        Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 24, 10 at 7:51pm

        She'd be too horny to take it any more...

        • 48 49
          Submitted by said8ED on Nov 24, 10 at 11:51pm

          Way off. I just want to f*ck a unicorn.

  • 75 61
    Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Nov 23, 10 at 9:58am

    Blue Steel just isn't cutting it these days apparently. Gasoline fight!

  • 59 53
    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 23, 10 at 12:41pm

    A girl's got to have her standards.

  • 53 44
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 23, 10 at 4:31pm

    Hansel will do that to you.

  • 54 50
    Submitted by WanderingStar on Nov 25, 10 at 10:56pm

    @Rick_Scott your post are retarded, way to be clever. ur words. FIRED!

  • 57 61
    Submitted by texaslonestar on Nov 23, 10 at 10:19pm

    slug Yesss a girl can do that physical stuff..its called acting..

  • 48 45
    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 24, 10 at 8:35am

    Can't fake squirting.

    • 39 55
      Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 24, 10 at 7:52pm

      Well...no I'm not even gonna go there.

  • 61 74
    Submitted by 12ozSlug on Nov 24, 10 at 8:37am

    You're right. There's no way anybody on Tfln would know how to fuck properly.

  • 56 64
    Submitted by DaMexicanRomeo on Nov 23, 10 at 9:41am

    OUCH!!!!!!!!!!

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Greatskie on Nov 23, 10 at 12:59pm

    Wow... that's pretty fucked up. The receiver of this message should consider himself lucky. This girl sounds like a real bitch.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 10 at 8:38pm

    There are parts u can't fake. Not that many ppl can tell, but look it up

    • 38 62
      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 23, 10 at 11:20pm

      body parts?

  • 53 70
    Submitted by 12ozSlug on Nov 23, 10 at 2:24pm

    Just because you do, pierced, doesn't mean mine did. Besides, you can fake the moaning but you can't fake the physical bit any more than a guy can fake ejaculation.

    • 56 53
      Submitted by slapchoppin on Nov 23, 10 at 8:45pm

      its mayonaisse

      • 37 65
        Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 24, 10 at 7:54pm

        If it's as thick as mayo, you may have a serious problem my friend.

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Misssbarry on Nov 23, 10 at 11:13am

    She was picking a guy with a big cock who wears XL condoms who can fuck her brains out, over a guy who can't get it up.

    • 46 67
      Submitted by RyanM on Nov 23, 10 at 12:52pm

      Oh, now I see what shes saying.

  • 46 78
    Submitted by Smartastic on Nov 23, 10 at 3:50pm

    I get disaapointed in myself if I don't double a girl's orgasm record. I usually equal it with finger fuckin and clit rubbin, then double it with the dick.

  • Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 23, 10 at 9:06am

    There has to be more to life than just being really really really really really ridiculously FIRED!