Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
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