franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
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Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I supernannyed him into submission
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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