That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
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By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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