He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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