someone get that fucking seahorse.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
NoShamevember. You game?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Come on in and take your pants off
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