DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
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A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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