no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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We left the knife in your bed.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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