i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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