we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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