I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
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He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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