I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
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its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I smell like Dick and happiness
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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