I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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