can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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