Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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