yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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