I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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