Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
All the doctor said was why
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