How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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