I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I love you. Go after that dick
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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