All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
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Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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