He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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