all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
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He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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