yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
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At least least me cry on your voice mail
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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