I like to think it a success when the cops are called
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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