if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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