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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:19pm

    A mouth is a mouth and a hand is a hand

  • 78 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:58pm

    If I found out bitch has a dick after I got head the last thought to cross my mind is send it in a text.

  • 81 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:15pm

    only if you returned the favor

  • 78 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:14pm

    was it good at least?

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:46pm

    no, i'd totally take a blowjob from lady gaga

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:21pm

    Hahahahah he probably gave bettter head the. Any girl you'll ever get it from

  • 72 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:33pm

    1:21, as much as I admire you for your ability yo' let that slide, understand that even the most open-minded of us heterosexuals are repulsed by the idea of having actual sexual contact ourselves with another dude. It is, by definition, what make us heterosexual.

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:27pm

    Thanks for representing Gainesville!!!! Or any area close by.......

  • 65 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:16pm

    no, it doesn't. your a male and you were attracted to a female. your sexual orientation refers to what GENDER you are attracted to, not necessarily what they have under their pants. and for those of you who are saying things like "she was a he" and shit, she is a she. and for those of you who are being really offensive, grow up and learn about what it means to be transgender and how to be respectful.

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:15pm

    I'm speechless what the do u say after an incident like that?? If i were u i'd grab some beers and get ed up cause ur life sucks ass............u got ur dicked sucked by a man, thats just the kinda that u dont talk about let alone put it in a text????

  • 67 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:21pm

    I don't see why her dick should make any difference, except to puritanical homo/transphobes.

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:30pm

    If she's a herm, no.

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:44pm

    Yeah epic fail

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:03am

    No. Not really. A bj is a bj

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 7:49pm

    as long as you didnt return the favor youre fine

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 2:53am

    Depends if she had a beard or not... You fuckin homo

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 10 at 11:54pm

    Depends on whether or not you still enjoyed/liked it after you found out.

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:26pm

    no, it just means you're stupid...

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:14pm

    What a loser. U didn't try to feel him up before hand.

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:50pm

    No but texting somebody and letting them know you got blown by a dude definitely does

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:24pm

    1:31, you realize 770 is the area code for a whole lot more than Monroe. Like cartersville acworth kennesaw Atlanta buckhead norcross adairsville etc

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:26am

    Did I just hear the tune to The crying game?

  • 42 63
    Submitted by love_baby on Apr 9, 10 at 12:27am

    AS LONG SHE STILL HAS A VAGINA NO

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 7:48am

    Yes, you are for sure a full blown pole smoker now

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:27am

    Your an ass bandit for sure

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:04pm

    Trannies. Getcha every time :(

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 10:43am

    No.

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:18pm

    If I didn't know if it was a guy the blow job would still be good

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:45am

    First, buy some glasses. Then when you're preparing to receive the bj, might be a good idea to investigate what your acquaintance has stashed in their pants.

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:53pm

    Only if she was your uncle.

  • 31 44
    Submitted by pajust on May 17, 11 at 4:04pm

    Still?

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:45am

    First, buy some glasses. Then when you're preparing to receive the bj, might be a good idea to investigate what your acquaintance has stashed in their pants.

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:47pm

    2:24, you're an idiot also. 770 is the metro area but reserved for places outside I-285, so it is NOT Atlanta. Inside 285 it is 404. Only cell phones vary based on provider and number availibility.

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:10pm

    Depends on what you did after you found out this she was a he.

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:24pm

    yep defintely without a doubt

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:41pm

    hahahaha! Frat boy in drag needed to be repeated

  • 54 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:54am

    Do you like eating pickles, cucumbers, bananas, or popsicles? If the answer is yes, pick up the phone and call the professionals, Gaybusters.

  • 27 42
    Submitted by amw88 on Apr 23, 11 at 11:11pm

    Eww dumpster daves!

  • 46 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:16am

    No man you're straight. You didn't know, can't help the unfortunate situation. Just don't let it happen again!

  • 30 49
    Submitted by jltc on Dec 6, 10 at 8:59pm

    Of course not.

  • 34 58
    Submitted by shellyavner on May 15, 10 at 2:36pm

    No because you didn't know :)

  • 44 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:23pm

    No that makes her a trap!

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 10 at 12:30pm

    HERMEFRODITE FTW!!!!!

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:03pm

    Well 4:47, I appreciate the shinfo, but can I ask one question? Who texts from a landline? Hence your argument is null and void. My point is still valid though

  • 50 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:57pm

    You should of beat that tranny, taking a break, than beat that tranny some more. That homo knew he was getting over on you. This happened to friend of mine in SF, he beat the tranny down, tranny called cops, after cops heard the story they just told tranny to take off and then laughed at/with my friend

  • 42 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 10:27pm

    Not unless you sucked his too

  • 37 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:31pm

    Depends on who good it was

  • 39 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:42pm

    1:33 That was very well put. Kudos to you

  • 43 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:35pm

    full disclosure would have saved a boat load of awkward for everyone in the situation. Also, the dude blowing wouldn't have had to waste time just to get blue balled.

  • 38 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:00pm

    I think 915 is a girl with a dick and she's hurt

  • 40 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:14pm

    uhhhh if SHE had a dick, then you should have slapped the shit out of her because technically, SHE's not a woman.

  • 37 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:30pm

    A bj is still a bj no matter who or what gives it lie back and enjoy it

  • 38 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:57pm

    if her dick was bigger than urs then u r