FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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