You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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