She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
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I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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