Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
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I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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