So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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