I'm laying in your front yard are you home
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
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I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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