I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I feel great
I just peed on a car
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
They have beer where we have blood.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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