haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
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If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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