Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
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I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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