He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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