I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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