I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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