I'm gonna have a badass scar
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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