Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
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