Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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